Tucker Carlson is no longer part of Fox News, but he is still entertaining with his comedic critique of the current political landscape.
Recently, Carlson appeared at Turning Point USA’s Action Conference in Florida and was asked about scandals within the Biden White House. Someone from the audience shouted “coke in The White House!” Carlson responded with sarcasm and humor, providing a unique perspective on the incident.
That comment set Carlson into a hilarious comedy routine of sarcasm about the incident.
“I don’t know what — you know what — the thing about that story, it’s just a mystery to me,” he said sarcastically as the crowd laughed. “No one was more shocked than I was. Are you serious? In the Biden White House, somebody left an eight-ball of cocaine in a public … I was like, I said to my wife, ‘That’s just not in character. You know? I just don’t believe it.’”
“It’s clearly a set-up. I went right back to Marion Berry, I was like, ‘Somebody set you up.’ I’m serious. It was – you know what I mean, it was –” he said as he started to laugh. “Can I just —? I’ll stop. That was my favorite story of all time, because it just explains all the behavior. It really does.”
“It’s like … crazed and grandiose,” he said before starting to imitate someone of cocaine. “I’ve got a plan. YOU’RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT! It’s unbelievable, it’s going to totally work. What we’re going to do –”
“We’re gonna totally rearrange everything, okay?” he said. “We’ve been doing things a certain way for a long time, okay? And it’s worked, but I’ve got a better plan!”
“And that’s their entire approach,” he said. “So if I could just give you one piece of advice, after 27 years in the television business, don’t trust a man with numb gums.”
It has been reported that U.S Secret Service have not identified any suspects as to who brought cocaine into The White House earlier this month which caused another major scandal for Biden’s administration.
Representative Pat Fallon (R-Texas) told Fox News anchor Martha MacCallum during an interview that law enforcement officials told him it normally takes around an hour to run fingerprints found on the bag containing the drug and suspects there are fingerprints present which they aren’t sharing yet.
It had previously been estimated that their inquiry would conclude Tuesday but now it has been moved up to Thursday where officials may have more information to share about their investigation into this incident.
The substance recovered from The White House has tested positive for cocaine which led many people to speculate if Hunter Biden, President Joe Biden’s troubled son who has struggled with addiction issues in his past might be involved in some way since he had recently visited The White House; however, authorities haven’t confirmed or denied any suspicions regarding Hunter Biden’s involvement yet either way..
Someone in the audience yells- Coke in The White House 🤣 pic.twitter.com/tDEUf0WEYX
— Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 (@KarliBonnita) July 15, 2023
Either they know that the coke belonged to “Old Hookers’n’Blow” Biden, or they have no clue who is randomly running around the White House with numb gums. Either way, it’s a crew-served cluster-f**k.
Oh they know but won’t say, so we know. More evidence of an inept and corrupt administration.
Well WE the People who have one EYE & COMMON SENSE Knew they would come up with a WAY to DISMISS the Coke Period But is you SWITCH Names to TRUMP & SON You GOT it they would have Found the Prints & DNA NO DOUBT & VIDEOS
Is the White House still giving free coke to anyone with their eyes closed
What a deal thanks Hunter
Way to go Brandon now I know why they call it the White House
FJB
Everyone knows, bidens coke, j6 was a set up, election interference, fake charges against Trump, totally complicit DOJ and FBI. We live in a banana republic and millions of illegal aliens in the USA, all under Biden’s watch.